The Cats movie is finally out, after months of anticipation, and believe me when I say it more than lives up to the hype. One thing I must admit, though, is that Cats is...confusing.
Below, find an in-no-way-exhaustive list of the questions that Cats raised for me, in real time.
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Did everyone else in the theater also turn to their movie companion and whisper "Those are the cats" when the cats first came onscreen? Because I did.
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Why did this British woman put a cat in a pillowcase and throw it in an alley? Are there no no-kill shelters in London? This seems like a less-than-ideal method of cat removal.
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Is it normal that I find some of the cats hot? Jason Derulo, a.k.a. Rum Tum Tugger, and his hip thrusts in particular, stand out to me.
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If the cats can speak, then why can they also hiss? What does hissing connote to a cat blessed with the faculty of language?
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Why in God's name is Rebel Wilson, a.k.a. Jennyanydots, splaying her legs in that borderline-perverse manner? This is not cat behavior, nor is it appropriate human behavior, and it's raising a whole lot more questions for me about cat anatomy that I'd prefer not to think about.
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Did Jennyanydots just...eat an anthropomorphized, sentient cockroach?
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Why are mice and cockroaches roughly the same size in the Cats universe? Shouldn't the mice be bigger than the cats? I feel like the scale is off.
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So Jennifer Hudson, a.k.a. Grizabella, has a tattered shawl on, and James Corden, a.k.a. Bustopher Jones, wears a full suit. How exactly do cats acquire or earn clothes?
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